Precock 

Predictable; insultingly obvious; lazy.

Especially in the context of a joke or remark you can see coming well before it's made.

Adjective

Person A: Wow, that trail we hiked was super long and super hard. Person B: That's what SHE said! Person A: (sigh) so precock.

Precock by Guy Dude Bro June 27, 2018

Precock 

Pre Cock.. To prebook a hotel room for the purpose of sex and just sex

Lets have lunch Friday and if we like each other we can go to a local hotel. I will precock it.

Precock by xSCOTx September 2, 2013

Precocknition 

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.

He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

Precocknition by Tyler Johnson Excelsior December 31, 2008

Precocious 

Unusually advanced or mature in development, especially mental development.

He is a precocious child.

Precocious by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011

pecockichu 

A mix between a peacock and pickachu

Look at the pecockichu over there.

pecockichu by Peeneater69 May 10, 2019

Precockupied 

To always have cock on one's mind.

To be preoccupied with cock.

I tried to talk politics with Cindy, but all she wanted to do was blow balls. I never met a girl that was so precockupied!

Precockupied by Michael P September 17, 2006

preclockulate

Attempting to clock out of work prior to finishing a shift of work.

No! Don't go now, you're gonna preclockulate.

preclockulate by David Hhfwefe11324 February 10, 2018