Precock

Predictable; insultingly obvious; lazy.

Especially in the context of a joke or remark you can see coming well before it's made.

Adjective

Person A: Wow, that trail we hiked was super long and super hard. Person B: That's what SHE said! Person A: (sigh) so precock.

by Guy Dude Bro June 27, 2018

Precock

Pre Cock.. To prebook a hotel room for the purpose of sex and just sex

Lets have lunch Friday and if we like each other we can go to a local hotel. I will precock it.

by xSCOTx September 2, 2013

Precocknition

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.

He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

by Tyler Johnson Excelsior December 31, 2008

Precocious

Unusually advanced or mature in development, especially mental development.

He is a precocious child.

by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011

pecockichu

A mix between a peacock and pickachu

Look at the pecockichu over there.

by Peeneater69 May 10, 2019

Precockupied

To always have cock on one's mind.

To be preoccupied with cock.

I tried to talk politics with Cindy, but all she wanted to do was blow balls. I never met a girl that was so precockupied!

by Michael P September 17, 2006

preclockulate

Attempting to clock out of work prior to finishing a shift of work.

No! Don't go now, you're gonna preclockulate.

by David Hhfwefe11324 February 10, 2018