Precocking 

To spend a large amount of time preparing oneself for a night out. This is the initial stage to "peacocking".

Etymology derives from the dominant beauty of a peacock's feathers. One who precocks has generally spent a large amount of time making oneself physically pretty for a night or an event.

I looked better than everyone else last night at the party. I was 'precocking' for hours...I looked good.

Precocking by FuzzyDunlop July 6, 2011

precycling 

Using empty boxes, bags, bottles, etc. to fill with garbage before actually throwing them (and the garbage) away, rather than recycling them and waiting for them to be reincarnated as a box, bag, or bottle made from recycled goods.

Clerk: "Would you like a bag?"
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."

precycling by testicles...that is all October 10, 2009

Precocknition 

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.

He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

Precocknition by Tyler Johnson Excelsior December 31, 2008

Pococking 

Widely believed to be a sexual act, which often happens in prisons, and involves a run up.

Liz took a robust pococking

Pococking by Dangerous Barry March 20, 2010

peacocking

Peacocking means dressing for attention. Just like Peacock's use their feathers to get a mate.

Peacocking is meant to make opening a girl easier, but if you're not congruent with your look (like, if you look like you're gay and you try to hit on a girl), wires are gonna get crossed somewhere and you're gonna blow yourself out.

peacocking by The Light September 14, 2008

moral peacocking

When a person is OUTRAGED on social media so that their friends will think they're a good person. Moral peacocks are famous for spreading fake memes because they don't actually read the news or care IRL.

If you really cared about the Middle East, you'd *know* the American news already reported that attack. Stop moral peacocking!

moral peacocking by NottaWacko July 13, 2016

Peacocking

The act of a male politician waving his tiny dick around in order to grab the attention of his orange neon god.

By filing the failed lawsuit against Vice-president Pence, Senator Josh Hawley was shaking his feathers and peacocking for the lame duck loser president.

Peacocking by Bugszy January 2, 2021