Pre-Tired 

The state of succumbing to tiredness or exhaustion after thinking about everything you have to do - but before actually starting any of it.

I got home from work and was ready to run my errands, but I got pre-tired and watched Netflix all night instead.

Pre-Tired by JC_Cali November 16, 2018

Pre-tied Noose 

When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.

'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'
*jumps into it*

Pre-tied Noose by Domo Smooth January 6, 2009

pretired 

The state of an employee who has submitted their retirement notice and maintains the facade of working by showing up during office hours. This person exerts no effort and yields no production while on the clock.

When Gary was not chosen for the select sales team, he was told it was because he was "pretired" and considered "deadweight".

pretired by Timmy Leary September 17, 2010

Pretired 

Trialling retirement. Typically used when someone has the means to retire and wishes to see whether it suits them, but wants to leave the door open, to rejoining the workforce, should things not work out.

Bob pretired after he sold his company, aged 55. However, after only 6 months he was bored (playing golf, fishing and pottering in the garden) and rejoined workforce.

Pretired by Cunchy Apple February 10, 2020

pretired 

someone who retired early.

"Bob pretired from his job."

pretired by H to the A February 2, 2009