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The weapon of choice for when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother fucker in the room.
The room was full of terrorists so I cracked the AK and swept it clean!
by Timmy Leary June 13, 2008

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The hairy thing between a womans legs.
There once was a girl named Louise, whose cunt hair hung down to her knees, the crabs in her twat tied her hair in a knot and constructed a flying trapeze.
by Timmy Leary June 13, 2008

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The state of an employee who has submitted their retirement notice and maintains the facade of working by showing up during office hours. This person exerts no effort and yields no production while on the clock.
When Gary was not chosen for the select sales team, he was told it was because he was "pretired" and considered "deadweight".
by Timmy Leary September 17, 2010

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A term used to describe a woman who is finger banging so forcefully that her vagina actually drips a liquid similar in appearance and odor to New England clam chowder. If she engages in this behavior while riding the red cotton pony the liquid takes on the appearance of Manhattan clam chowder.
Dude whats that smell... Oh thats just Jill making chowder in the bedroom. Man thats one horny bitch!
by Timmy Leary August 17, 2010

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when a female pleasures herself by inserting her finger into her vagina.
Elise can't come to the phone, she is busy finger humping in the shower
by timmy leary July 30, 2008

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The intense emotional response of a woman on her period when she becomes agitated by something.
Dude don't go near Angie today she has ragrage, she'll screech at you for anything.
by Timmy Leary December 17, 2011

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When the family dog goes dumpster diving in the bathroom trash in search of used feminine hygine products.
Dammit Janet you didn't close the bathroom door and Fido went on a ragraid. I'm not cleaning up this stinking mess!
by Timmy Leary December 17, 2011

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