Powles

radiant, truly magnificent specimen, glowing with ore and the kindest being, genlte and beaming with confidence.

Powles meaning sunlight, beam, enchanted being such as a fairy

Powles by glowing sunlight February 5, 2010

I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy

me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

I like poles not holes by [e-mail] November 17, 2007

All poles no holes 

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.

Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.

All poles no holes by LooseMittens9 August 9, 2013

Polested 

When you're molested by the police.

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.

Polested by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014

poolesville 

A town in MoCo

A town so small, it is encompassed by the school zone of the High School.

Known as the Boondocks, perhaps the only boondocks where the houses go for upwards of close to a million

homocide rate of 1 (though we do have a crackhouse, now!)

Home of the Falcons, a mascot change severely contended by the rednecks who insist on wearing their old indians attire.

Still celebrates Poolesville day, a huge oart of the southern MD campaign trail

When, during Homecoming spirit week, there is a country western day, nothing in the school looks different

A very white school, but home to many racialy confused rich white kids

The football team is finally winning

The floors of the high school are made of asbestos. the ceilings are made of mold, the water of lead.

There is no swimming pool, basement, or calculus light at pville, no matter what Mr. Doherty tells you.

Everybody understands what "Jesus wouldve done his identities" means, as well as "factor factor factor!"

Jack Diamond's kids go to Pville

Home to Markoff's haunted forest, the ninth scariest haunted house in the US, according to AOL

"I was driving past the corn field today-" "which one?"

Nobody else has a clue what the hell a Selby's is

So I was driving through Poolesville today. It took me five minutes.

poolesville by LizPip November 3, 2006

polesmoker 

Cocksucker

That polesmoker Adam Edwards sucks cock to buy heroin.

polesmoker by Dingalingaling August 13, 2003

taper powels

How some people accidentally mispronounce the phrase, "paper towels".

Jim, can you hand me a wad of taper powels please? I need to clean up some spilled Kool-Aid.

taper powels by Telephony January 16, 2015