Polested
Polested by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014
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Polested
When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.
After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."
Polested by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019
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Polented
A mean person that likes to bully or trash talk people on games. Polented is also referred to a legend in the greek mythology that was known as the "dog slayer", because he used to carry and manipulate cerberus, the 3 headed dog that guards the gates of hell.
Polented by Somebodyknown May 15, 2020
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poleted by Cradge Jockstrap Skidmark August 7, 2008
Polented
Mostly known as god,jesus,divinity, he is the creator of the universe, he is also considered as the top 1 sword fighter on roblox, people say his level is approximately equal to a god's, if you see him the best thing is to run away. A legend said he use to go around people and inserting some type of light into their soul that illuminates and purifies their soul and he was known as the "dogg slayer", if you need any help with anything, polented is the key!
Polented by Somebodyknown May 14, 2020
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plested by jacob plested April 12, 2008
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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