Polested

When you're molested by the police.

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.

by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014

Polested

When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.

After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019

polested

Having been molested with Papal approval.

Dude, all those poor kids were polested with such efficiency.

by rickrocks April 16, 2010

Polented

A mean person that likes to bully or trash talk people on games. Polented is also referred to a legend in the greek mythology that was known as the "dog slayer", because he used to carry and manipulate cerberus, the 3 headed dog that guards the gates of hell.

That guy has to be Polented, he's being mean to me

by Somebodyknown May 15, 2020

poleted

To be deleted by Polina the maid.

'OMG polina just poleted me, roflcopter!'

by Cradge Jockstrap Skidmark August 7, 2008

Polented

Mostly known as god,jesus,divinity, he is the creator of the universe, he is also considered as the top 1 sword fighter on roblox, people say his level is approximately equal to a god's, if you see him the best thing is to run away. A legend said he use to go around people and inserting some type of light into their soul that illuminates and purifies their soul and he was known as the "dogg slayer", if you need any help with anything, polented is the key!

Man this guy is flaming me, we need to call Polented

by Somebodyknown May 14, 2020

plested

1. to ejaculate on someone (past)

plest

1. cum
2. jizz

I totally plested that girl.

by jacob plested April 12, 2008