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Polesworth 

Polesworth, located in Warwickshire, is a small village in which the southern side of the village is disgusting and the northern side is fine. Don’t let the expensive, new houses of the south distract you from its drug ridden alleyways and chavvy culture. Stay in the North
‘Where’s she from?’

Polesworth

‘North or south?’
Polesworth by fortnite biscuit December 31, 2018

Polesworth High School 

Nitty school only people with 6 fingers ya dunkno
Jim: Yo you know that Polesworth High School?

Tom: The one where people only have 6 fingers?
Polesworth High School by suxkyourmom December 12, 2019

Pillsworth 

An idiotic or simple minded person. Similar to plonker.
“You’re such a pillsworth!”
Pillsworth by Kermitthefrog55 August 3, 2022

molesworth 

a piece of writing that's badly very spelt, about something pointless, or just bad (but in a charming way) is described as molesworth, similar to the way that peoetic crap is refered to as "shakespear"
derives from the molesworth books
pete: ahhh my work is shit
gaz: nahhh it's complete molesworth!
pete: ??????
molesworth by hahagotya January 8, 2007

Colesworths 

noun

1. An Australian supermarket chain that simultaneously brings prices down, homogenises culture and offers the choice to buy what they tell you.

2. colloq. The pinnacle of the great Australian share-owning dream.
usage:

1. Farmer: It's all fuckin' Colesworths' fault.
Truck driver: I fuckin' hate these Colesworths slave driving cunts.
Hippy: Over my dead body will a fuckin' Colesworths be built here.

2. If these shares do a Colesworths, my empty life will have meaning.
Colesworths by slotharisor July 27, 2010

Pogglesworth 

This is a synonym to the word owned; used by various subsects of geniuses in the internet underground, it is often used to confuse those who can't put two and two together and those who don't read into underlying meanings.

The meaning of the word owned that Pogglesworth is synonymous to, deals with humiliating someone in public, specifically among geeks or online.

Other words and meanings:
Pogglesworth'd - Own or To Own (Someone)
Pogglesworthage - Ownage
Note that Pogglesworth'd and Pogglesworth are reverse of the tenses of own and owned.
"Gah, I played against a really tough guy on Tribes 2 the other day, I got Pogglesworth, man!"

"Hell yeah, I'm ready to serve up some Pogglesworthage on PvP!"
Pogglesworth by Taiyz Genesis July 29, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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