poolesville 

A town in MoCo

A town so small, it is encompassed by the school zone of the High School.

Known as the Boondocks, perhaps the only boondocks where the houses go for upwards of close to a million

homocide rate of 1 (though we do have a crackhouse, now!)

Home of the Falcons, a mascot change severely contended by the rednecks who insist on wearing their old indians attire.

Still celebrates Poolesville day, a huge oart of the southern MD campaign trail

When, during Homecoming spirit week, there is a country western day, nothing in the school looks different

A very white school, but home to many racialy confused rich white kids

The football team is finally winning

The floors of the high school are made of asbestos. the ceilings are made of mold, the water of lead.

There is no swimming pool, basement, or calculus light at pville, no matter what Mr. Doherty tells you.

Everybody understands what "Jesus wouldve done his identities" means, as well as "factor factor factor!"

Jack Diamond's kids go to Pville

Home to Markoff's haunted forest, the ninth scariest haunted house in the US, according to AOL

"I was driving past the corn field today-" "which one?"

Nobody else has a clue what the hell a Selby's is

So I was driving through Poolesville today. It took me five minutes.

poolesville by LizPip November 3, 2006

poolsville 

A place in Montgomery County, Maryland where all the hicks live

Hick: Hey man, I live in poolsville!
Me: I'm sorry.

poolsville by Attaq January 16, 2004

Pooperville 

A huge underground city that is destroyed and full of poop.

New York has became a Pooperville

Pooperville by Hooper55 July 11, 2010

pooisville fartinals 

a term used to express displeasure or anger with a sports team for preforming poorly, usually in relation to the Louisville Cardinals. Originated in 2016 when two people held up a sign saying "Louisville Cardinals? more like Pooisville Fartinals" at the Louisville Cardinals vs Clemson Use of the term increased largely in 2021 and 2022 and became a small meme on Instagram as well as Twitter.

Louisville Cardinals? More like Pooisville Fartinals!

pooisville fartinals by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022