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Apps and Powerz 

When one unknowingly, actually performs an impossible or incredible super-human feat or duplication of an existing super power while wielding their iphone or blackberry. Giving the self induced and/or assumed illusion that the wielder actually has that power or ability.

What Stabby Poupoudouphouloudouphyous has.

Not to be confused with Austin Powers.
Tom: Hey Stabby, what new App did you find today?
Stabby: I got the new Spoon Bender App I can make iSpoons bend with my iMind. Check this out...(while showing how the App works, a magnetic field of sorts coincedently makes all spoons in the area bend, giving the illusion that Stabby actually has a form of telekinesis.)
Tom: WTF! You have Apps and Powerz.
Pat: It is what it is.

Stabby was born with Apps and Powerz.

What Stabby doesn't realize is that no one has Apps and Powerz.

What all of you don't realize is that Stabby does have Appsd and Powerz.
Apps and Powerz by Stabby 7ou's February 23, 2011

strong power thank you 

A quick translation of "thank you for always giving us strength" by Namjoon of the Korean hip-hop boy group BTS. ARMYs, BTS' fans, now use it to thank someone or express their gratitude in a comical way.
I'm so proud of ARMYs! Strong power thank you!

rice paddy power 

An elusive power only possessed by the pure Asian (esp. of non pale skin). It allows astonishing powers in Math and Science. The power has been confirmed by celebrated author Malcolm Gladwell in his book, Outliers. The power allows for all stereotyped Asian properties and excels in giving super math skills when compared to pale skinned humans.
How did you get a 1735% on the test? My rice paddy power.
rice paddy power by RPPower September 8, 2019

Powercouching 

(verb) The act of sitting on a couch or a recliner for extended periods of time to watch TV, movies, and/or play video games. A minimum of 5 consecutive hours must be on the couch or recliner.
X - Where's Mike at? He was supposed to help me fix my car today.

He told me he found a new series on Netflix so he's powercouching all day...said, "he'll do it later"

X - oy vey, what a yutz I tell ya.
Powercouching by ayodaw6 July 10, 2018

Power Freak

Somebody completly nuts about power who is arrogant and status-obsessed.
My boss is mobbing me. I hate that Power Freak.
Power Freak by Heidi-Peidi December 31, 2014
Sexual intercourse, distinguished by rough and forceful thrusts from the male/phallus counterpart, who is also taking the dominant and lead role. The act is in no way malicious.
Betsy told her man, Nick, "Please, I really need you to fuck the daylights out of me. This is what I really need". Nick replied, "Lover, I give you my word, I will powerfuck you for as long as I can".
powerfuck by Nikki Stixx January 2, 2019