Potking

The king of pots

Man:Yo bro it's the Potking
Potking:yo wats up bro you want some pots

by King19091 November 8, 2022

Potkins

The word to describe Hopkins High School in Minnesota. Named because, apparently, everyone at the school smokes pot, but everyone that goes there is super-chill and creative.

Minnetonka kid: What school do you go to?

Hopkins kid: Hopkins

Minnetonka Kid: Oh, you mean Potkins.

Hopkins Kid: better then being a cake eater

by MinnesotahNice June 18, 2011

poking through the armor

Having a boner

Andy you are poking through the armor again

by OverTheCow November 22, 2016

Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

porking

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...

by TonecasT February 3, 2004