Potkins 

The word to describe Hopkins High School in Minnesota. Named because, apparently, everyone at the school smokes pot, but everyone that goes there is super-chill and creative.

Minnetonka kid: What school do you go to?

Hopkins kid: Hopkins

Minnetonka Kid: Oh, you mean Potkins.

Hopkins Kid: better then being a cake eater

Potkins by MinnesotahNice June 18, 2011

Pookins 

The name for every white person's little dog.

"Hey what's your dogs name"

"Oh it's Pookins"

Pookins by Pooky Pooks April 1, 2017

Pookins 

A gay nickname used to mess with your friend or as a term of endearment if you’re gay

Alejandro Spedbean: hey Tuani Wuani POOKINS!

Tuani Wuani: stop calling me pookins faggot

Pookins by Tuantingtong July 29, 2018

Porkins

The fat guy who gets owned in Star Wars Episode IV
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo)

It was hilarious when Porkins died, lol.

Porkins by Bocrominated March 30, 2009

Porkinson's Disease 

The presence of tremors througout a woman's body as a direct result of sexual trauma.

Bro I fucked Linda so hard and now she won't stop shaking; I think she has Porkinson's Disease!!!

Porkinson's Disease by BigA86 July 30, 2016

Pookins 

leftover napkins that you store in your glovebox so you can shit on the side of the road and not in your pants.

yo that BK wants out...we got any pookins so i dont shit all over the truck?

Pookins by Mr Adam Ambrosoli April 16, 2011

Porkins

To come from behind.

Dude, I was about to ask her out when her boyfriend Porkins'd me!

Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"

Porkins by Devin E October 23, 2008