Potataoism 

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po·ta·to - noun

1.
a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
"roasted potatoes"
see sweet potato.

2.
the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners.

Tao - noun

(in Chinese philosophy) the absolute principle underlying the universe, combining within itself the principles of yin and yang and signifying the way, or code of behavior, that is in harmony with the natural order. The interpretation of Tao in the Tao-te-Ching developed into the philosophical religion of Taoism.

Potato + Taoism = Potataoism

Potataoism - religion

the idea that the origin of the potato is the absolute principle underlying the universe, combining within itself the principles of yin and yang salt and pepper and signifying the way, or code of behavior, that is in harmony with the natural order. The interpretation Ash took from Tao in the Tao-te-Ching developed into the philosophical religion of Potataoism; believe in the potato.

excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lard and Tater, Cheezus Crust, the original founder of Potataoism?

Potataoism by ashes528 February 10, 2018

Palataoism 

Derived from the word 'pala-tao' (kepala tahu) meaning knows everything in Malay.

A branch of philosophy in which a person thinks he/she knows everything. But in fact that person knows little to non. Yet they still stand up to their point eventhough it has been proven false.

Don't trust what Steinberg says, he a palataoism practitioner.

Palataoism by Adam Musa December 26, 2019

Potatoism 

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

Potatoism by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018

potatoism 

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN

potatoism by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017

Potatism 

Someone being a potato and fighting for the rights of potatoes.

Potatism is fighting for the rights ot potatoes.

Potatism by Helsington October 12, 2018

Potatoism 

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book

She believes in potatoism

Potatoism by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

Potatoism 

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god

Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism

Potatoism by Flyingspegett August 11, 2017