Post-wank
Post-wank by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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post wank guilt
that dirty feeling you get after youve shot your white torpedos and the adult entertainment is still playing in the background
quite night in on spankwire and seeing jenna j again overwhelms your brain with a feeling of post wank guilt
post wank guilt by ally del blanny October 24, 2011
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Post-wank Depression
after masturbating, the feeling you get when you look at yourself, alone, sweaty and half naked in your room.
person 1: geez troy, last night i got the post-wank depression hard.
person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.
person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.
Post-wank Depression by pooooose June 24, 2010
Post Wank Decision
Sometimes an important decision needs to be made, but sometimes a woman is involved and can affect a gent's decision making process - essentially he starts to think more with his cock and less with his head.
In this scenario it's time to make a PWD, or Post Wank Decision. This is the act of knocking one out, taking five minutes then approaching the decision with a clear mind - And ultimately making the right decision!
In this scenario it's time to make a PWD, or Post Wank Decision. This is the act of knocking one out, taking five minutes then approaching the decision with a clear mind - And ultimately making the right decision!
Chez: "Dude, I really don't know if I should take the bitch back; I mean she gave great brain on the regular, but is that a good enough reason to take her back?"
Nobby: "Mate, you need to take a Post Wank Decision on that shit! Clearly you don't want your wee man taking decisions for the big man."
Nobby: "Mate, you need to take a Post Wank Decision on that shit! Clearly you don't want your wee man taking decisions for the big man."
Post Wank Decision by the_session May 20, 2009
Post Wank Remorse (PWR)
You are about to wank and you have been thinking about a girl that wants you, but just doesn't meet your standards. Just before wanking, you decide to text her something dirty because u are thinking "She's not that bad , I'm gonna shag her" - she doesn't reply - and after wanking, you experience regret for sending the text when you were horny.
Post Wank Remorse (PWR) by Shaun47 December 16, 2009
Post-Wank Blues
The intense feeling of shame and loneliness one feels after a hefty wanking session. Tends to be at its worst if the act has been committed in the middle of the day on a weekday, when how pathetic your life is really hits you.
Jeff: Yhhh man i had a serious case of the post-wank blues yesterday, it dawned on me that i should have a job and not be wanking over midget porn
Steve: I know your pain man
Steve: I know your pain man
Post-Wank Blues by The monkeymon August 25, 2013
Post Wank Hands
Post Wank Hands by KiwiRider March 10, 2010
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