9 definitions by Dickweed McGee

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014

electrodicktivity

The number of dicks it takes to satisfy someone.

"I have an electrodicktivity of five. It takes five dicks to satisfy me."

by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014

Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.

George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.

by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014

ideamanship

The act of producing an utterly fucking genius idea seemingly from nowhere.

"Holy shit, vinegar on pizza! That's ideamanship!"

by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014

elephant

A codeword for the drug ecstasy.

"Hey man, you got any elephant? I'm pretty keen to go on safari soon."

by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014

Fuck sock

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.

"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."

by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014

sandwich maker

A drug dealer.

"Don't worry man, the sandwich maker can get it for you, no sweat."

by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014