Portholing
Portholing by Bungwholer July 4, 2023
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Port Holing
The act of two people, male or female in any combination, rubbing their anus' together for the purpose of sexual gratification.
My wife makes me take a shower to remove my duck butter before long sessions of port holing.
After a long workout there is nothing quite as gratifying as the sweet surrender of port holing my best friend.
After a long workout there is nothing quite as gratifying as the sweet surrender of port holing my best friend.
Port Holing by blackpearl905 October 4, 2012
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Portholio
Noun
Pronunciation: port-ho-lee-o
An index* representing all secured and/or pursued hoes.
**Index is to remain unwritten as to not create unnecessary clutter in the event of need for emergency exholiation See Urban Dictionary Exholation Definition.
Pronunciation: port-ho-lee-o
An index* representing all secured and/or pursued hoes.
**Index is to remain unwritten as to not create unnecessary clutter in the event of need for emergency exholiation See Urban Dictionary Exholation Definition.
Frank: This economy is a bitch, man. Can you believe I just got laid off last week?
Sam: Shoot. You're tellin me. I can't catch a break myself.
Frank: Luckily, my portholio is still looking strong and remains untouched. Lot of big hitters.
Sam: Still diversifying? You had a lot of your action going with the white girls for a minute there.
Frank: Always diversifying. Last weekend got a little weird. Before I knew it, two knew additions. Even got an Indian now.
Sam: Outsourcing IS getting bigger and bigger, you know. I hear that's the new jackpot for a high return on investment.
Frank: You said it.
Sam: You sly devil, you.
Sam: Shoot. You're tellin me. I can't catch a break myself.
Frank: Luckily, my portholio is still looking strong and remains untouched. Lot of big hitters.
Sam: Still diversifying? You had a lot of your action going with the white girls for a minute there.
Frank: Always diversifying. Last weekend got a little weird. Before I knew it, two knew additions. Even got an Indian now.
Sam: Outsourcing IS getting bigger and bigger, you know. I hear that's the new jackpot for a high return on investment.
Frank: You said it.
Sam: You sly devil, you.
portnoying
portnoying by Rukbat June 24, 2021