Portholio

Noun

Pronunciation: port-ho-lee-o

An index* representing all secured and/or pursued hoes.

**Index is to remain unwritten as to not create unnecessary clutter in the event of need for emergency exholiation See Urban Dictionary Exholation Definition.

Frank: This economy is a bitch, man. Can you believe I just got laid off last week?

Sam: Shoot. You're tellin me. I can't catch a break myself.
Frank: Luckily, my portholio is still looking strong and remains untouched. Lot of big hitters.

Sam: Still diversifying? You had a lot of your action going with the white girls for a minute there.

Frank: Always diversifying. Last weekend got a little weird. Before I knew it, two knew additions. Even got an Indian now.

Sam: Outsourcing IS getting bigger and bigger, you know. I hear that's the new jackpot for a high return on investment.

Frank: You said it.

Sam: You sly devil, you.

by Splasshhh April 28, 2008

portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

pornfolio

The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.

Damn dude, I got 117 porn mpegs in my pornfolio.

by a random choch September 1, 2003

cock portfolio

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.

Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!

by HOEL November 9, 2010

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by Handle100 August 6, 2023

portfolio

A way to justify not paying somebody for services rendered.

Sure, we could pay you, but instead think of how great this will look in your portfolio!

by InstantSunrise November 5, 2010

portfolio killer

What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.

Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."

by Downsized October 9, 2011