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Portalingus 

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.
I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.
Portalingus by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

Portlingus 

Very poor cunnilingus caused by your boyfriend being too drunk from visiting breweries in Portland Oregon.
Girl one "Damn Steve's tongue was all over the place last night. He thought my clit was a punching bag. I knew I shouldn't have taken him to Rogue and Deschutes."

Girl two "That's Portlingus for you."
Portlingus by Sloppy tongue September 4, 2011

Portarlington Miniature Railway 

A miniature railway located in Portarlington, Victoria, next to the ocean. It has multiple electric and diesel locomotives for public passenger carrying rides every sunday from 11AM to 4PM, with reduced hours during winter.
"Did you go to Portarlington Miniature Railway this weekend?"
"Yea! It was really fun!"

Podballing

To change from a true crime podcast to a comedy podcast, or any heavy podcast to a lighter one.
If you listen to comedy podcast, then have to settle down with a true crime podcast, then you are totally Podballing

portalizing

The act of hacking and/or taking ownership of a portal in the game Ingress
I went portalizing this weekend and took over 3 portals
portalizing by MightyMomNom March 27, 2015

Portarlington 

Probably one of the most inbred towns in Victoria, Australia on the outskirts of Geelong (because there's only one I in Portarlington and many locals are pretty old and stereotypically toothless).
Lynette: Do you like living in Portarlington?
Evan: Hell no! It's where all the inbreds live.
Lynette: Facts. You're not a local unless you were born under the pier! Ahahaha
Portarlington by EvanC7 November 8, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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