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Portalingus 

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.
I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

Portlingus 

Very poor cunnilingus caused by your boyfriend being too drunk from visiting breweries in Portland Oregon.
Girl one "Damn Steve's tongue was all over the place last night. He thought my clit was a punching bag. I knew I shouldn't have taken him to Rogue and Deschutes."

Girl two "That's Portlingus for you."
Portlingus by Sloppy tongue September 4, 2011

Portarlington Miniature Railway 

A miniature railway located in Portarlington, Victoria, next to the ocean. It has multiple electric and diesel locomotives for public passenger carrying rides every sunday from 11AM to 4PM, with reduced hours during winter.
"Did you go to Portarlington Miniature Railway this weekend?"
"Yea! It was really fun!"

Podballing

To change from a true crime podcast to a comedy podcast, or any heavy podcast to a lighter one.
If you listen to comedy podcast, then have to settle down with a true crime podcast, then you are totally Podballing

portalizing

The act of hacking and/or taking ownership of a portal in the game Ingress
I went portalizing this weekend and took over 3 portals
portalizing by MightyMomNom March 27, 2015

Portarlington 

Probably one of the most inbred towns in Victoria, Australia on the outskirts of Geelong (because there's only one I in Portarlington and many locals are pretty old and stereotypically toothless).
Lynette: Do you like living in Portarlington?
Evan: Hell no! It's where all the inbreds live.
Lynette: Facts. You're not a local unless you were born under the pier! Ahahaha
Portarlington by EvanC7 November 8, 2023