portibling

Carrying your short friend named Steven

Friend 1: what the fuck are you doing with Steven
Friend 2: portibling

portibling by Portiblingisfun February 12, 2023

Portalingus 

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

Portalingus by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat

uncle portilini touched my willy

uncle portilini by uncle portilini July 5, 2023

Portlingus 

Very poor cunnilingus caused by your boyfriend being too drunk from visiting breweries in Portland Oregon.

Girl one "Damn Steve's tongue was all over the place last night. He thought my clit was a punching bag. I knew I shouldn't have taken him to Rogue and Deschutes."

Girl two "That's Portlingus for you."

Portlingus by Sloppy tongue September 4, 2011

Portarlington Miniature Railway 

A miniature railway located in Portarlington, Victoria, next to the ocean. It has multiple electric and diesel locomotives for public passenger carrying rides every sunday from 11AM to 4PM, with reduced hours during winter.

"Did you go to Portarlington Miniature Railway this weekend?"
"Yea! It was really fun!"

Portarlington Miniature Railway by AverageTrainEnjoyer June 22, 2022

portalling 

wanking

peter is portalling over gemma( jamie's gonna kill him)

portalling by shexeh shhaushageshs June 29, 2011

Portholing

When two prolapsed anuses touch each other

Steve and Greg had an amazing time portholing last night

Portholing by Bungwholer July 4, 2023