portnoying
portnoying by Rukbat June 24, 2021
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Porncoying
when you are surfing for porn, you open a different page and quickly switch tabs when someone comes in.
Man1: Dude, i was watching some lesbians when my wife came in, so i resumed porncoying
Man2: Good job, you learn fast!
Man2: Good job, you learn fast!
Porncoying by Pron's Reasoning February 4, 2010
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Paranoying
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paranoyingly by Not her momma-in-law January 6, 2012
poornoying
An adjective used to describe someone who constantly complains about the price of things or how they can’t do things because they don’t have the money to.
“Let’s not invite Michelle out to drinks tonight. You know she’s just gonna be poornoying and make us itemize all our drinks and the food she ‘barely touched’.”
poornoying by Camsbigblue January 24, 2021
Paranoying
Paranoying by Jordules March 31, 2010
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