portadown

A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.

Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.

portadown by Dirge September 19, 2004

portadown college 

A crap school in Northern Ireland that thinks it's something great when in fact it is a dirty hellhole.

Those teachers from Portadown College are pathetic excuses for human beings.

Portadown College has a great rugby team! LOLROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Students of Portadown College are shallow and consider 'having a life' to be getting drunk at the weekends in crappy bars that serve people underage.

portadown college by The Lobbster July 25, 2004

PortaPorn 

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

PortaPorn by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

Potatowned 

Originally used when someone noticed that Merry or Meriadoc Brandybuck in The Lord of the Rings seemed to pronounce potatowned quite well with his mouth. A clip was made and distributed throughout the internet. This clip can be viewed here:

potatowned.com/upload/potatowned.gif

The evolution of the term allowed it to travel across the globe, hitting and sticking with none other than gamers. While playing games such as Counter-Strike, World of Warcraft, and even Battlefield 2, you can find other gamers using the term.

Most gamers have picked up other statements such as "tomatowned" along the way as well.

There is now a small and growing website community that has picked up the domain www.potatowned.com and uses it for recreational off topic discussions.

While hanging out - "dude that freaking rocked, Chuck Norris just potatowned that guy by roundhouse kicking him in the face!"

In use of the website - "holy crap did you see that one sweet video? I found it at potatowned.com"

While gaming - "Z0mg Roffle Copters... t3h nub just got potatowned!"

Potatowned by Dan the freaking man April 13, 2006

PortaPorn 

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

PortaPorn by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

portajohn 

A mobile encasement with a toilet.

I used the cocaine in the portajohn.

portajohn by Dude. April 28, 2003

portapong 

a portapong is a vaporizer that has replaceable carts and you can hit it anywhere. it is a portable pong

just hit the portapong and im high off that gas

portapong by bongekou February 5, 2021