portadown

A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.

Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.

by Dirge September 19, 2004

bakalakadaka street

From Team America: World Police. Fictional, stereotypical name for an arab place.

I've got five terrorists going southeast on bakalakadaka street

by Dirge October 12, 2004

Jahre Viking

The biggest moving object ever created by human hands. Period.

She was built in 1979 as Seawise Giant, was later renamed Happy Giant, and then Jahre Viking. Very recently (2004) she has been renamed again, and is now called Knock Nevis.

This is the news. Today the supertanker Jahre Viking collided head on with the USS Nimitz. The Nimitz was obliterated, while the Jahre Viking suffered minor damage.

by Dirge September 26, 2004

wokka

Onomatopoeic representation of the sound generated by a Boeing-Vertol CH47 series Chinook transport helicopter.

wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka

by Dirge September 26, 2004

my precious

What Smeagol calls the One Ring of Power. He thinks it belongs to him. In fact everyone who ever aquires it becomes madly posessive of it (because it is magic and affects their mind). It really belongs to Sauron tho.

It came to me, my own, my love, myyy preccccccciiiouuuussss

by Dirge June 11, 2004

goth

a person who is not fit into normal society, they are stereotyped as "evil" in truth they are not. Commom enemies are the "preps."

"So what if I'm a goth?" ~ Me (Dirge)
"Some goths can be nice....if you're nice to them." ~ Me (Dirge)
"Are you sure you're gothic? Beacuae you don't act like one..." ~ My midget friend Alex.....*I smacked him on the head after he said that XD*

by Dirge January 30, 2005

zoid

an animal like robot on planet Zi

"Zoids is an ok show, pretty funny too."

by Dirge February 01, 2005