Fuckriffic

A Terrific Fuck

My ex is a complete whack job and the only reason I stayed with her as long as I did was because the sex was absolutely Fuckriffic.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016

fuckedible

FuckEdible:

An Adjective describing a sexy bitch that you would like to fuck and you just know ,before experiecing, that she has a pussy you know you want to vigorously french kiss the shit out of before you Swack) her all night long. Fuckedible.

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, " your sister sure does look deliciously Fuckedible in that little bikini shes wearing".

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 19, 2017

Gacknasty

When she is so hideous to look At that it makes the back of your throat want to Gack

She was so beautiful before her meth habit turned her into a gacknasty whore.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016

BackPackage

While naked, you straddle a girls back, spread her butt cheeks,dip your nuts in and roll your dick around the small of her back.

"Wow, I thought you were just going to give me a message Mark, I didn't know I was getting the whole 'BackPackage' deal but please don't stop!"

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 03, 2016

SPALB

Acronym for:

Sissy Punk Ass Lame Bitch
One of the best things you could say to the face of a convict, exconvict or otherwise, to guarantee a violent response on or about your entire person.

When Knuckles got the new he had 2 months to live and it will be excruciating pain the whole time 'till death, he went to the club and called the Boss man a
'SPALB.
Knuckles suffered no more!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 22, 2016

Park and Fark

To take your date to the park, find a secluded area, park and Fuck in the car.

I'm so horny for you and I'm a little short on cash right now but I know this spot down on the river where we can go 'Park and Fark'.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

throatgurt

The thick slimy yogurt like slobber generated by the throat deep-throating a big cock

You don't need the use any store bought lube. If your girl produces throatgurt by deeothroating your cock

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016