'Mr.Elektrek''s definitions

Clitwiched

When your sandwiched between 2 naked girls eating their pussies you are 'Clitwiched'

Sorry dude but the reason I didn't hear you when you called was because I was 'Clitwiched' between your sister Deena and your wife.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016

Slutlicious

An absolutely , beautifully , deliciously gorgeous, will Fuck anyone slut.

"What about that tall, skinny, legs to her chest, perfectly pretty, brunette, Deena at the party last night?"

"Ya, I heard she had 4 different threesomes that night with hella random dudes. Man, what a dirty undercover Slutlicious.little bitch she is."
" I know hah? Uh, you got her number homeboy?"

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 6, 2016

DickDiggler

A real slut that can't get enough dick.

Man, you would never believe that that innocent looking, pretty, shy Mormon girl Deena was such a 'DickDiggler', I mean every dude I ever knew has fucked her!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016

PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

Snapbackable

Whether or not a Pussy has the elasticitical ability to snap back either after childbirth and or repeated well hung pounding.

She hasn't had sex in 2 years so I was expecting an orgasmic tight resistance when I entered her but it was like putting my cock in a warm glass of water and at that moment I knew that her Pussy was absolutely not in any way Snapbackable.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016

Bummhummer

A horrific blow job

I thought there was no bad blow job but Lola sucked my dick and it was a real 'Bummhummer'.
(same as a Hummbummer).

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

PARN Pic

PARN Pic is an acronym hybrid for:
Post
A
Right
Now

Picture
Take a selfie right now and post it so I can Make sure the one you have on your dating profile isn't 10 years old and actually you.

"I'm interested in your profile and find you very attractive in your profile pics and would love to get to know you better. If you feel the same please message me back. Oh ya, can you please include in your response a few PARN Pics?" They are going to assume you meant Porn Pics and when they sent a nasty response to you you explain the acronym and it's innocents you'll get a date.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' December 23, 2018