'Mr.Elektrek''s definitions

PARN Pic

PARN Pic is an acronym hybrid for:
Post
A
Right
Now

Picture
Take a selfie right now and post it so I can Make sure the one you have on your dating profile isn't 10 years old and actually you.

"I'm interested in your profile and find you very attractive in your profile pics and would love to get to know you better. If you feel the same please message me back. Oh ya, can you please include in your response a few PARN Pics?" They are going to assume you meant Porn Pics and when they sent a nasty response to you you explain the acronym and it's innocents you'll get a date.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' December 23, 2018

fuckedible

FuckEdible:

An Adjective describing a sexy bitch that you would like to fuck and you just know ,before experiecing, that she has a pussy you know you want to vigorously french kiss the shit out of before you Swack) her all night long. Fuckedible.

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, " your sister sure does look deliciously Fuckedible in that little bikini shes wearing".

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 19, 2017

SPALB

Acronym for:

Sissy Punk Ass Lame Bitch
One of the best things you could say to the face of a convict, exconvict or otherwise, to guarantee a violent response on or about your entire person.

When Knuckles got the new he had 2 months to live and it will be excruciating pain the whole time 'till death, he went to the club and called the Boss man a
'SPALB.
Knuckles suffered no more!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 22, 2016

PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

Slutlicious

An absolutely , beautifully , deliciously gorgeous, will Fuck anyone slut.

"What about that tall, skinny, legs to her chest, perfectly pretty, brunette, Deena at the party last night?"

"Ya, I heard she had 4 different threesomes that night with hella random dudes. Man, what a dirty undercover Slutlicious.little bitch she is."
" I know hah? Uh, you got her number homeboy?"

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 6, 2016

Clitwiched

When your sandwiched between 2 naked girls eating their pussies you are 'Clitwiched'

Sorry dude but the reason I didn't hear you when you called was because I was 'Clitwiched' between your sister Deena and your wife.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016