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PortaPorn 

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.
I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.
PortaPorn by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016
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PortaPorn 

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.
I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.
PortaPorn by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

portapotaphobic 

when you'd rather hold the urge to use the restroom rather then use a porta potty because of the smell, thee utter dread of the unknown walking into a porta potty, the germs, the wait, the lack of toilet paper, or the standing liquid mess around the porta potty ( be it mud, water from the cleaning crew, vomit, or urine and ??? leaking out on to the ground. eeek! )
i really have to go but i'm so dang portapotaphobic i'm not even risking it. i'd rather just hold it or run home.

portapotty poop 

When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.
Dude I ate so much food this weekend that I just took a huge portapotty poop. OMFG
A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.
Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.
portadown by Dirge September 19, 2004

postporne 

to postpone something because you are viewing porn
Sorry, I'm going to have to postporne lunch. Cum back in 5.
postporne by inlineofire March 11, 2016

portajohn 

I used the cocaine in the portajohn.
portajohn by Dude. April 28, 2003
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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