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PortaPorn 

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.
I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.
PortaPorn by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

portapotaphobic 

when you'd rather hold the urge to use the restroom rather then use a porta potty because of the smell, thee utter dread of the unknown walking into a porta potty, the germs, the wait, the lack of toilet paper, or the standing liquid mess around the porta potty ( be it mud, water from the cleaning crew, vomit, or urine and ??? leaking out on to the ground. eeek! )
i really have to go but i'm so dang portapotaphobic i'm not even risking it. i'd rather just hold it or run home.

portapotty poop 

When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.
Dude I ate so much food this weekend that I just took a huge portapotty poop. OMFG
A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.
Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.
portadown by Dirge September 19, 2004

postporne 

to postpone something because you are viewing porn
Sorry, I'm going to have to postporne lunch. Cum back in 5.
postporne by inlineofire March 11, 2016

portajohn 

I used the cocaine in the portajohn.
portajohn by Dude. April 28, 2003
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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