Pornzog

The greatest niche website in porn history. Boosted into popularity by Crash, Dev and Tony.

"Yo bro turn on that new Pornzog."

Pornzog by TigglesToy July 30, 2025

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.

Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

the new pornographers by caitie b April 29, 2008

Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

Pornography starring your mother by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

Pornograffiti 

When people draw genitals, naked people, naked stickmen, or anything perversly sexual on something that doesn't belong to them

Jane drew a big fat penis on the sidewalk before the cement dried, she committed pornograffiti.

Pornograffiti by twizee November 17, 2009

Pornograph 

The singular instance of pornography, a single solitary pornographic image. Similar in it's meaning to electron micrograph (electron microscopy), photograph (photography) or radiograph (radiography).

Eric: Hey Jonny, I forgot to bring my porno mag, throw me your emergency pornograph

Jonny: One second man, let me get my wallet.

Pornograph by dark-photon November 21, 2013

pornogoogled 

When a person's exact name gets taken on by a porn star, and suddenly anyone who googles that person's name gets pornographic images or websites.

This might cause a person great consternation, and may prompt him or her to change their name to something rare or very non sexy like Bertha Gertrude Cohen.

1. OMG, Sylvia - you just got pornogoogled! I searched for your name and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and Boy, did I get lucky!

2. My 60 year old feminist psych professor just got Pornogoogled. We were in class watching her presentation onscreen and as she searched for a paper of hers online, the whole screen got filled with some hot young ass getting gangbanged.

pornogoogled by twisted tiffany July 15, 2010

pornogamous 

An exclusive relationship with your porno collection.

Me, single? Well, I am in a pornogamous relationship with Chasey Lane right now.

pornogamous by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003