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When you have sex with a girl while she is on her period. After you get your (Oscar Mayer) weiner covered in red (ketchup), you stick the meat between her buns.
So you have a weiner, ketchup, and a bun -- the nasty pornstar way.
I gave your sister the porndog last night.
porndog by Penny Trateshun April 26, 2007
Words you can keep
a combination of the words porn and horndog, therefore leading to someone who is obsessed with porn, and is also a horndog.
Stratos is such a porndog. he watched 11 hours of porn yesterday
porndog by Macc92 January 2, 2007
A horny person that uses porn rather than sex with others.
Joe won't go out with you, he's a porndog.
porndog by fopppoppy January 4, 2014

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.
Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

Porndollwhore 

A female which have reached the level of 0% selfworth and 100% selfhumiliation. Any dodgy pornmakers dream, the porndollwhore subjects herself to any deviant humiliation in an endless journey to nowhere.
Lost souls ending up in the controlling hands of antisocial boyfriends, porn producers and other deviant waste of modern living, is a Porndollwhore
Porndollwhore by Twin_Peaks April 12, 2012

Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

Pornograffiti 

When people draw genitals, naked people, naked stickmen, or anything perversly sexual on something that doesn't belong to them
Jane drew a big fat penis on the sidewalk before the cement dried, she committed pornograffiti.
Pornograffiti by twizee November 17, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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