Porntrait

Porntrait is a portrait of a mostly nude or nude women in provocative poses and costumes.

These porntraits are usually hung in a mechanics garage, or a mens locker room, or dorm rooms.

Example of a Porntrait is a woman in a bra and panties with a hard hat and a tool belt, thrusting her breasts forward and her back side curved out. Not at all ready to do carpentry work, but is ready to work with some "wood".

by old knitter May 8, 2014

Portrait of Markov

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.

Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.

by Somebody that likes money June 5, 2018

porncrastination

much like procrastination except you are busy looking through porn

Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...

by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006

pornotration

The act of penetrating a woman as you watch an x-rated film.

She was so offended by the pornotration that she went and took a rape shower!

by drewniverse December 25, 2010

porntato

Pornography involving potatoes.

Guy 1: I liked that porntato clip you sent me.
Guy 2: Yeah, I liked the part where they peeled each other.

by Jojo of the potato December 15, 2013

Porncrastinate

1. Delaying doing something until the very last second because you are busy looking at porn. 2. Delaying doing something until it's too late to complete because you are busy looking at porn.

Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.

by Intercaust July 5, 2014

World of Porncraft

A term for the nude patch of World of Warcraft, removing the character's undergarments, exposing the areas of the 3D models not normally seen.

That guy is such a pervert, he's playing World of Porncraft...

by Yourhairymom November 25, 2007