Self Image unhappiness that leads to heavily photoshopping photos of yourself, so you are a perfect version of yourself. The photos are to upload onto the internet so people that you meet think you look like these perfect images.
"I have made many new friends online and some have suggested meeting up in person. The thing is I am too ashamed to admit this openly but I am a Portraitor."
by sans-souci January 11, 2010
Get the Portraitor mug.A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.
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by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015
Get the Protractor Face mug.A crafted photograph of an individual. The image must be an experience of the person telling a story and giving the viewer information about the person. Shopping mall photo stores rarely take the time to create a portrait. Those businesses make template shots of humans. They all look the same, but people are not!
Jim had known Melody for years. He knew everything about her. Over time he created a portrait of her in his mind that he was ready to develop.
by Marc Dunegan November 29, 2007
Get the portrait mug.A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.
Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends
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Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Mike: "I am bored"
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
by Mickey Rawlins October 1, 2009
Get the Paint your own portrait mug.1. the extreme sense of accomplishment one experiences when one comes up with portmanteau or blend of words
2. the same being experienced when one finally understands a portmanteau
2. the same being experienced when one finally understands a portmanteau
Timothy had a portmantorgasm in the middle of the cafeteria after realizing that "spork" came from "spoon" and "fork".
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