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Pornoogling 

The act of using an online search engine, such as Google, to look up porn.
Guy 1: "Did you finish that essay?"

Guy 2: "Nah, brah, I was so busy pornoogling last night I didn't get around to it."
Pornoogling by hanyouinlove March 9, 2011
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potnoodling

A form of the verb 'to potnoodle.'

A better way of saying 'I am eating a potnoodle.'
I was watching TV and potnoodling last night.
potnoodling by himynameisjesss September 4, 2010
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Poonoodling 

The act of clearing a clogged toliet using nothing but your bare hand. Originates from the fishing term "noodling", where the barehand is stuck into mudholes underwater until a fish bites and is pulled out.
Justin said he clogged the toliet, but there's no plunger in there. He must have gone "poonoodling" to clear it out.
Poonoodling by GDub-82 March 11, 2018

proogling 

When faced with a vexing—and possibly spiritual / existential—question, to both pray and google for answers.
"I want you to lead this new kind of church workshop! You'd be perfect for it!"

"Uh, sure! Okay! That would be a great idea!" (wonders what they're talking about, so spends fifteen urgent minutes proogling to prepare)
proogling by reveilles December 31, 2020
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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