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Pronoob
Counter strike (csgo) player who after losing a couple of rounds starts having a go at everyone on his/her team as if they were in the playoffs of some massive competition and he's the only pro player among a team of n00bs who had been paid by him personally to win the game. Usually just good enough at the game to get some kills, sometimes by playing super lame and hiding in bad places and "saving" his weapon - I dropped the his/her because its ALWAYS a guy.
Also he knows everything you're doing wrong in any situation (with the benefit of hindsight) and MUST point it out to you while berating you as the "the worst player i've ever seen" because "any idiot could see that coming" and sometimes he even hopes you "get cancer and die you faggot"....
He lives at home with his mother and his room smells like piss. Has never looked anyone in the eye.
Also he knows everything you're doing wrong in any situation (with the benefit of hindsight) and MUST point it out to you while berating you as the "the worst player i've ever seen" because "any idiot could see that coming" and sometimes he even hopes you "get cancer and die you faggot"....
He lives at home with his mother and his room smells like piss. Has never looked anyone in the eye.
Pronoob by m00nlightsh4d0w May 16, 2015
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pronoob • Pronoob1337xd • Pronobler • Pornoob • prenoob • prenoobtual • Proboobility • proboobly • pronob • pronobis
Pronoob
Someone who is usually so high level in a video game, that you'd think they were pro.
They can at times seem to be pro, but they are not.
They can at times seem to be pro, but they are not.
*High level makes some epic maneuvers in the helicopter then crashes it into a wall.*
Other players who were in the helicopter: Such a pronoob.
Other players who were in the helicopter: Such a pronoob.
prenoob
prenoob by Cory Lucabaugh April 20, 2006
Pornoob
A noob who has recently discovered porn and inadvertently infected his computer with copious amounts of malware
proboobly
proboobly by Winston Wolf March 13, 2008
prenoobtual
An open-minded person that has not yet tried something, but is willing to learn.
Compare to prenoob, which can be used in a derogatory manner.
Compare to prenoob, which can be used in a derogatory manner.
Kick ass! That new game comes out tomorrow. Any of you prenoobtuals want to try it out with me?
Compare with, "You suck, prenoob."
Compare with, "You suck, prenoob."
prenoobtual by ebaconjr April 24, 2007
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