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When someone is SO noob, he's pro at being noob.
OMG! Jezus Christ you are a so pronoob!
pronoob by GNiels July 27, 2007
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Counter strike (csgo) player who after losing a couple of rounds starts having a go at everyone on his/her team as if they were in the playoffs of some massive competition and he's the only pro player among a team of n00bs who had been paid by him personally to win the game. Usually just good enough at the game to get some kills, sometimes by playing super lame and hiding in bad places and "saving" his weapon - I dropped the his/her because its ALWAYS a guy.

Also he knows everything you're doing wrong in any situation (with the benefit of hindsight) and MUST point it out to you while berating you as the "the worst player i've ever seen" because "any idiot could see that coming" and sometimes he even hopes you "get cancer and die you faggot"....

He lives at home with his mother and his room smells like piss. Has never looked anyone in the eye.
Oh god not another pronoob CS player, this game is going to drag in, someone vote me off please??
Pronoob by m00nlightsh4d0w May 16, 2015
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Someone who is usually so high level in a video game, that you'd think they were pro.

They can at times seem to be pro, but they are not.
*High level makes some epic maneuvers in the helicopter then crashes it into a wall.*
Other players who were in the helicopter: Such a pronoob.
Pronoob by Tyjuji July 13, 2012
of or pertaining to a person that is less talented than a noob
Dude you're worse than a noob ur a prenoob...just leave!!
prenoob by Cory Lucabaugh April 20, 2006
A noob who has recently discovered porn and inadvertently infected his computer with copious amounts of malware
Pornoob: Dude there's horny moms near me. They want to fuck
PornOG: Bruh ur such a pornoob
Pornoob by HTW92565 March 20, 2016
A good possibility when relating to hooking up with an overweight Irish woman. shabong
I've drank enough that I could proboobly hit that.
proboobly by Winston Wolf March 13, 2008

prenoobtual 

An open-minded person that has not yet tried something, but is willing to learn.

Compare to prenoob, which can be used in a derogatory manner.
Kick ass! That new game comes out tomorrow. Any of you prenoobtuals want to try it out with me?

Compare with, "You suck, prenoob."
prenoobtual by ebaconjr April 24, 2007
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