Pornmato 

1. A tomato or other vegetable similar to a tomato that has distinct sexual Characteristics.

2. A vegan or other food challenged individual that performs sexual acts with vegetables.

1. A Tomato that has boobs, such as Vegina the famous pornmato with really hott and perky boobs.

2. I am vegan and love pornmatos especially firm unripened ones.

Pornmato by JokersTShirts September 24, 2006

porntato 

Pornography involving potatoes.

Guy 1: I liked that porntato clip you sent me.
Guy 2: Yeah, I liked the part where they peeled each other.

porntato by Jojo of the potato December 15, 2013

pornato

A sudden uncontrollable tornado of pornographic material originating from a single click in a web browser pop up window.

I clicked on one pop up and got caught in a pornato.

pornato by berry9474974u April 28, 2010

Pornatoligist

A profession that deals with the making, evaluation, and statistics of every type of porn imaginable.

I really got to study to become a pornatoligist one day.

Pornatoligist by Wyree_Darx November 2, 2014

pornomatopoeia 

1. Sounds made during sex.

2. Sounds associated with sexing.

Use of excessive pornomatopoeia is completely unnecessary in fanfiction.

pornomatopoeia by wicked_lizzy December 18, 2010

couch porntato 

Someone who spends most of their time laying on the couch masterbaiting to pornography.

I tried to get John to come to game but he said no of course. He’s such a couch porntato!!

couch porntato by Tcan73 October 9, 2018

Pornato

A hella harsh porn stormin yo area with precision and wealth. The only thang to make that chicken ring.

Bobby busted a pornato for the babymaking confrence at hand.

Pornato by garbertronic April 7, 2017