pornaton

Porn broadcasted on the screen of a Peleton during a workout.

This morning I hopped on my pornaton and got off.

by BrandingQueen May 2, 2020

pornathon

a porno marathon,watching porn for many hours straight.

man i did a pornathon last night and i swear i knocked out ten batches in 6 hours.

by sunspun May 23, 2004

pornato

A sudden uncontrollable tornado of pornographic material originating from a single click in a web browser pop up window.

I clicked on one pop up and got caught in a pornato.

by berry9474974u April 28, 2010

Pornatoligist

A profession that deals with the making, evaluation, and statistics of every type of porn imaginable.

I really got to study to become a pornatoligist one day.

by Wyree_Darx November 2, 2014

Pornato

A hella harsh porn stormin yo area with precision and wealth. The only thang to make that chicken ring.

Bobby busted a pornato for the babymaking confrence at hand.

by garbertronic April 7, 2017

Pornanonymous

A porn video or picture that includes the naughty bits, but not the face.

I did a porn video in my twenties, but it's pornanonymous, so no one knows it was me.

by Butlerman December 21, 2014

porntongue

noun

The thrusting of one's tongue in a matter not unlike what can be seen in typical pornography. The tongue is stiffened and is used quite excessively and with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes the head of the giver may move back and forth or up and down to accentuate the "passion." Rarer still is the little-known but not completely unseen circular pivot. Generally the person providing is extremely into the act, while the receiver is absolutely disgusted.

There are some cases in which a person who is an otherwise excellent kisser will get too caught up in the moment during sex and suddenly slip their partner the porntongue. This just plain sucks.

"Man, she slipped me the porntongue yesterday and I malfunctioned."

"Listen John, your porntongue is disgusting and I am leaving you."

by Me I am here lol! March 25, 2009