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pornaton by BrandingQueen May 2, 2020
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pornato
A sudden uncontrollable tornado of pornographic material originating from a single click in a web browser pop up window.
pornato by berry9474974u April 28, 2010
Pornatoligist
A profession that deals with the making, evaluation, and statistics of every type of porn imaginable.
Pornatoligist by Wyree_Darx November 2, 2014
Pornato
A hella harsh porn stormin yo area with precision and wealth. The only thang to make that chicken ring.
Pornato by garbertronic April 7, 2017
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Pornanonymous by Butlerman December 21, 2014
porntongue
noun
The thrusting of one's tongue in a matter not unlike what can be seen in typical pornography. The tongue is stiffened and is used quite excessively and with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes the head of the giver may move back and forth or up and down to accentuate the "passion." Rarer still is the little-known but not completely unseen circular pivot. Generally the person providing is extremely into the act, while the receiver is absolutely disgusted.
There are some cases in which a person who is an otherwise excellent kisser will get too caught up in the moment during sex and suddenly slip their partner the porntongue. This just plain sucks.
The thrusting of one's tongue in a matter not unlike what can be seen in typical pornography. The tongue is stiffened and is used quite excessively and with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes the head of the giver may move back and forth or up and down to accentuate the "passion." Rarer still is the little-known but not completely unseen circular pivot. Generally the person providing is extremely into the act, while the receiver is absolutely disgusted.
There are some cases in which a person who is an otherwise excellent kisser will get too caught up in the moment during sex and suddenly slip their partner the porntongue. This just plain sucks.
"Man, she slipped me the porntongue yesterday and I malfunctioned."
"Listen John, your porntongue is disgusting and I am leaving you."
"Listen John, your porntongue is disgusting and I am leaving you."
porntongue by Me I am here lol! March 25, 2009
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