Pornblr

A tumblr whose posts contain an overwhelming amount of pornographic images.

Oh look, the Pornblr fyeahsex has started following me!

Pornblr by JavaSpartan May 17, 2011

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pornblog

A blog about porn. What did you expect? Go fuck yourself. Oh wait, you just did that yesterday. Pffft. When are you going to wake up and get a physical girlfriend instead of jacking off to Urban Dictionary definitions?!?! You have a life. Now, take control over it.

Urban Dictionary is like a super-massive star except that it's a super-massive pornblog. When too much iron forms, the rate of nuclear fusion in UD will slow down to a point where the outward pressure exerted by the fusion is insufficient to counteract the massive weight of the blog, resulting in a long-drawn-out collapse, leading to the formation of a black hole which will suck in everything within a few light-years. Then, its going to emit Hawking Radiation, leading to the resurrection of Steven Hawking, who will have newfound tractor beams coming from his eyes which he will use to control and subjugate his loyal servents. All hail Steven Hawking, future tyrant of the human race.

pornblog by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

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Pornblem

Not finding the right porn video.

Man, I want to masturbate but I just can't find the right video, this is turning into a real pornblem.

Pornblem by Seanrow June 10, 2015

pornbrary

a pornfolio so large that one has to begin sorting it out according to the types of erotica. Is usually stored on a computer.

I heard Jon's pornbrary got so large that he had to hire a porncretary to sort out all of his porns.

pornbrary by theloserboy January 4, 2009

Pornblox

Pixelized version of pornhub.

Every now and then there’s a game called condo

Time to watch pornblox😳

Pornblox by AaaaayeH April 15, 2020

pornbroker

n. The man at Work / School who can be relied upon to provide you with a bit of smut.

A Pornmeister.

pornbroker by b0ng April 3, 2003

Pornburst

A sudden uncontrollable explosion of pornographic material originating from a single click in a web browser.

I saw a girl have a very traumatic pornburst the other day while browsing in a public cafe at a window seat. She clicked frantically, trying anything to stop the massive and replicating graphic images, but to no avail. She slammed her laptop shut and ran away.

Pornburst by Armand Banana October 19, 2008

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

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