Pornblem

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Not finding the right porn video.

Man, I want to masturbate but I just can't find the right video, this is turning into a real pornblem.

Pornblem by Seanrow June 10, 2015

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Pornblem

Pornblem, is when ur having a sexual problem with ur partner, (or anyone in particular)

Person 1: hey bbg I think we have pornblem from last night.

Pornblem by Urmomsfavchild😊 May 29, 2022

Related Words

Pornblem • Porblem • Porblemo • Pornblam • pornlemma

Porblem

A comical way of saying "Problem" (pronounced poor-blum). Derived from the misspelling of the original word, "porblem" is usually used when the issue is blatantly obvious and/or vital to the action or operation.

Pvt. Guy beached the multi-billion dollar U.S Destroyer on a deserted island. This is a porblem.

Guy 1: Did you finish your paper?

Guy 2: Shit, we had a paper due today?

Guy 1: Yeah, and it is worth 55% of your entire grade

Guy 2: Damn, I appear to have a porblem!

Porblem by Capt. Win October 21, 2007

Porblem

A group of 3 friends (No more and no less.) that get intoxicated together and fuck shit up. They are the party and any other party isn’t complete without The Porblem.

“Did you see Beerman’s story last night? Eli, Nate, and Carsen truly are the Porblem for how much they drink”

Porblem by CMent January 25, 2023

pornlemma

The dilemma faced when you can't decide which of your porn to delete to make space on your computer for some new stuff you are about to download that may or may not be better.

Jack: Dude, you seem pensive man, 'sup?

John: Complete pornlemma man, I started downloading some fetish porn and in the middle of it, I ran out of disk space. I can't decide which of my pornfolio to delete!

Jack: I thought you went off the gang bang stuff, delete those.

John: Nah dude, that was last week. That shit's still hot.

pornlemma by kayodei January 7, 2008

Pornblam

A very hard problem.

Dude, I was stuck with this rock hard pornblam for hours last night.

Pornblam by Larvi May 4, 2014

Porblemo

problem

"Most of Urban Dictionary is just inside jokes, thats a porblemo."

Porblemo by Bobisnt July 2, 2023

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026