A comical way of saying "Problem" (pronounced poor-blum). Derived from the misspelling of the original word, "porblem" is usually used when the issue is blatantly obvious and/or vital to the action or operation.
A group of 3 friends (No more and no less.) that get intoxicated together and fuck shit up. They are the party and any other party isn’t complete without The Porblem.
“Did you see Beerman’s story last night? Eli, Nate, and Carsen truly are the Porblem for how much they drink”
The dilemma faced when you can't decide which of your porn to delete to make space on your computer for some new stuff you are about to download that may or may not be better.
Jack: Dude, you seem pensive man, 'sup?
John: Complete pornlemma man, I started downloading some fetish porn and in the middle of it, I ran out of disk space. I can't decide which of my pornfolio to delete!
Jack: I thought you went off the gang bang stuff, delete those.
John: Nah dude, that was last week. That shit's still hot.