A comical way of saying "Problem" (pronounced poor-blum). Derived from the misspelling of the original word, "porblem" is usually used when the issue is blatantly obvious and/or vital to the action or operation.
Pvt. Guy beached the multi-billion dollar U.S Destroyer on a deserted island. This is a porblem.
A group of 3 friends (No more and no less.) that get intoxicated together and fuck shit up. They are the party and any other party isn’t complete without The Porblem.
“Did you see Beerman’s story last night? Eli, Nate, and Carsentruly are the Porblem for how much they drink”
The dilemma faced when you can't decide which of your porn to delete to make space on your computer for some new stuff you are about to download that may or may not be better.
John: Complete pornlemma man, I started downloading some fetish porn and in the middle of it, I ran out of disk space. I can't decide which of my pornfolio to delete!
Jack: I thought you went off the gang bang stuff, delete those.
John: Nah dude, that was last week. That shit's still hot.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.