Pornblem

Not finding the right porn video.

Man, I want to masturbate but I just can't find the right video, this is turning into a real pornblem.

by Seanrow June 10, 2015

Pornblem

Pornblem, is when ur having a sexual problem with ur partner, (or anyone in particular)

Person 1: hey bbg I think we have pornblem from last night.

by Urmomsfavchild😊 May 29, 2022

Porblem

A comical way of saying "Problem" (pronounced poor-blum). Derived from the misspelling of the original word, "porblem" is usually used when the issue is blatantly obvious and/or vital to the action or operation.

Pvt. Guy beached the multi-billion dollar U.S Destroyer on a deserted island. This is a porblem.

Guy 1: Did you finish your paper?

Guy 2: Shit, we had a paper due today?

Guy 1: Yeah, and it is worth 55% of your entire grade

Guy 2: Damn, I appear to have a porblem!

by Capt. Win October 21, 2007

Porblem

A group of 3 friends (No more and no less.) that get intoxicated together and fuck shit up. They are the party and any other party isn’t complete without The Porblem.

“Did you see Beerman’s story last night? Eli, Nate, and Carsen truly are the Porblem for how much they drink”

by CMent January 25, 2023

pornlemma

The dilemma faced when you can't decide which of your porn to delete to make space on your computer for some new stuff you are about to download that may or may not be better.

Jack: Dude, you seem pensive man, 'sup?

John: Complete pornlemma man, I started downloading some fetish porn and in the middle of it, I ran out of disk space. I can't decide which of my pornfolio to delete!

Jack: I thought you went off the gang bang stuff, delete those.

John: Nah dude, that was last week. That shit's still hot.

by kayodei January 7, 2008

Pornblam

A very hard problem.

Dude, I was stuck with this rock hard pornblam for hours last night.

by Larvi May 4, 2014

Porblemo

problem

"Most of Urban Dictionary is just inside jokes, thats a porblemo."

by Bobisnt July 2, 2023