pornbrary

a pornfolio so large that one has to begin sorting it out according to the types of erotica. Is usually stored on a computer.

I heard Jon's pornbrary got so large that he had to hire a porncretary to sort out all of his porns.

by theloserboy January 4, 2009

peenbrary

The Georgetown University Library

Chris: "I'm just gonna head to the peenbrary now. See you guys later."

by bigblackbao! January 27, 2010

pornobrarian

A woman, usually donning glasses and a business suit, that could definitely be a librarian by day and porno star by night.

Nick : "That bitch looks like a pornobrarian."
Tom : "Yeah she be screaming at us all day at work, but probably riding the cock like a freak at night."

by kozrules February 19, 2007

Pornbears

When the wintry weather comes, instead of going into a cave and hibernating for months, a Cornbears will grow a thick porno stache and mate for the entire season to keep warm.

Wow! look at those pornbears going to town on poor little brandon!

by shojsauce December 15, 2010

pornbaby

(Noun) 1) a child born of the result of a condom breaking on set (like while filming, like between two actors who didn't really know each other, like why didn't she just get an abortion?), 2) someone who is completely worthless and knows it but tries anyway, 3) an emotional bully who preys on easy targets to avoid becoming prey itself, typically because neither parent wanted anything to do with it, and it's very existence defies all logic, 4) the next item in a series of a random list with a common theme, much like this next porn baby: 5) the time in seconds after taking a shit that it takes for a dingleberry to finally drop of its own free will.

For example:

good lord just STFU you fukken pornbaby nobody cares what you have to say

this porn baby's been going on 6 seconds and it's still arguing.

this porn baby's growing a stinktooth

by theoneandonlyzenkenone December 14, 2021

Pornbrain

A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. Named after Reese, who didn’t just catch pornbrain—he majored in it. If brain cells were tabs, his are all stuck buffering on page 47 of the hub.

Example:
Nick: “Reese, it’s a math problem.”
Reese: “Yeah but 69 is in it, guy”
Nick: "You really the headache king wit a pornbrain"

by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025

Pornbrain

A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. People with pornbrain can’t go five minutes without thinking someone’s about to say, “I’ve never done this before…”

Jake: “Bro, why did Reese fail the math test?”
Connor: “He saw the word ‘deep’ in a word problem and started blushing. Full-on pornbrain.”

by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025