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pawnbroker 

occupation of a person who owns/operates a pawnshop, not to be used in any type of sexual content.
CHILD 1: "My uncle is a brain surgen."
CHILD 2: "O YEAH! My uncle is a pawnbroker!"
pawnbroker by pawnshopprincess July 18, 2007

pawnbroker 

The act of receiving felatio whilst playing arcade-style Time Crisis.
Did you hear that Ted Kenyon totally pawnbrokered his girlfriend?
pawnbroker by Ted Kenyon June 11, 2006

pawnbroker's balls 

The upper limit of extreme, uncomfortable cold, not measurable with a thermometer.
Man, it's colder than a pawnbroker's balls. All three of 'em.

Pawnbroker's Syndrome 

A condition where a man is born with a third testicle. An allusion to the three balls used as a pawnbroker's sign.
Mike has pawnbroker's syndrome. That's why the vasectomy didn't take.

pawnbroker 

MASTER at a game or sport.
Pwns the competition.
1)...me...

2)Grant, The pawnbroker pwned your sorry ass...
pawnbroker by kyle gay April 11, 2005

pornhooker 

Conflation of porn star and hooker. This comes courtesy of the original pornhooker and former first lady, Melania Trump.
POTUS was a known fan of pornhookers.