b0ng's definitions

Bolitics

The practice of talking utter bollocks about politics. Often performed by drunks in pubs, students and George W. Bush

The pub was full of students talking bolitics.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

cock-a-fanny

n. The act of hiding one's wedding tackle between one's legs to give the appearence of having female genitals. Popularised by Captain Sensible and East German female shot-putters of the 70's

by b0ng April 3, 2003

left handed website

n. An Internet Website specialising in pr0n, causing visitors to use the mouse with the left hand.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

pornbroker

n. The man at Work / School who can be relied upon to provide you with a bit of smut.

A Pornmeister.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

porn vortex

A dimension where time has no meaning, encountered when looking for left handed web sites on the internet. One could fall into a porn vortex and emerge ten minutes later to discover that three days have passed.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

Cybertranny

Man or woman who pretends to be of the opposite sex on the internet.

16 year old Brenda turns out to be 35 year old tattooed American Jim-Bob. With his dead mother in the fridge.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

Kursk

n. A giant wordturd mouldering at the bottom of the pan.

by b0ng April 3, 2003