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porn mag 

a mens magazine usually filled with pornographic images ranging from scantily-clad young ladies (1950's era), to today's naked titty pics, beaver pics, lesbian, oral, anal, group, fetish, bdsm, and worse

this is the Print Era equivalent of porn web sites

sometimes called "porno"

Yuck. I was looking for my fishing gear in our garage when I found my dad's hidden stash.

Your dad smokes dope?

No man, worse. It was his porn mags. Gross.

porn mag by dsimms January 11, 2009
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Porn mag 

Sex porn nude licking cum off a phat pussy
I love sex and licking cum like in a porn mag
Porn mag by Pigs are god December 7, 2021

porn mag buddy 

Usually a friend who has porno magazines and is willing to share them with you, and had been lending them to you for the purpose of pleasing yourself.
-And who might you be?
-Hi, I'm Dave's porn mag buddy, Cal.

-Crap, I can't get my hands on some quality porno mags.
-Don't you have a porn mag buddy?
porn mag buddy by nyeste88 November 7, 2010

magic porn 

Low quality porn created in a basement disguised as a dungeon, using cheap costumes (i.e. witches' hats, wizard capes, and magic wands). To be avoided at all costs except to laugh at
1. "I just watched some Magic Porn and man is my wand tired"
2. Magic porn-the first time the porn industry badly attempts to recreate the magic of harry potter
magic porn by Jen and Kim August 6, 2004
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