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Cum left on the bed sheets after a night of sex and its gone all flaky
I left porn flakes at my girls house last night.
by asafdf September 25, 2005
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.
"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".
by guntherer November 16, 2007
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An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.

The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."

"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."
by artist1955 August 05, 2012
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porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.
when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.
by chrispyatl March 08, 2013
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also a musical group from Quebec

www.postedecoute.ca
/catalogue/album/43887
by popa October 03, 2005
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