An intricant pledge system in which a bond is formed between two porn loving individuals. If one should die, the other will immediatly remove all pornography from their house before the parents can find it (keeping at their own discresion).
Eric's parents were uninformed of their son's permiscious activities thanks to the porn buddy system.
by my real name December 23, 2003
A friend who, upon your untimely demise, arrives at your residence and removes all the pornography you don't want others to see. Originally mentioned in the first episode of Brit-com "Coupling".
If I don't make it through surgery, Jane will go to my house and destroy all of my bondage videos. She's my porn buddy.
by Mamaknows August 8, 2004
A Clitary Executor. A single fellows best friend who, in the event of his untimely death, is charged with the important task of removing and disposing of his stash of grumblebefore his grieving parents arrive tosearch through his effects for touching momentoes, and things to put on eBay.
If former Poet Laureate and lifelong jazz enthusiast Philip Larkin's porn buddy had managed to carry out the Hull Universty Librarians final wishes, it is estimated that the resulting bonfire of hardcore art pamphlets would have been visible from the Moon
by Garthy September 19, 2006
.- The best friend who is responsible for the retreval and distribution of all adult pornographic material and paraphernalia in the event that the person is hospitalized and or dead. With the perks and rights to keeping all material that is found in such search, if and only if, the material is found and removed before the family of the deceased is able to aquire it.
"Shit my porn buddy died, i better get my ass over there and get his shit before his parents find it. At least i have new material for my stash, i was getting tired of School of Cock."
by Yerko October 16, 2006
by Jenni Talyeast May 6, 2021
Usually a friend who has porno magazines and is willing to share them with you, and had been lending them to you for the purpose of pleasing yourself.
-And who might you be?
-Hi, I'm Dave's porn mag buddy, Cal.
-Crap, I can't get my hands on some quality porno mags.
-Don't you have a porn mag buddy?
-Hi, I'm Dave's porn mag buddy, Cal.
-Crap, I can't get my hands on some quality porno mags.
-Don't you have a porn mag buddy?
by nyeste88 November 5, 2010