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Porn Hot 

A woman who has had several cosmetic surgeries (eg. nose job, lip injections, extremely large breasts) making her look ridiculous by normal standards but attractive by porn standards. Often resulting in celebrity status in the porn community.
Guy 1: "Did you see that stripper's tits and lip injections?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she looked ridiculous but she's definitely Porn Hot."

Jenna Jameson
(after her recent plastic surgery)
Porn Hot by raoul_duke12 March 16, 2010

Porn Hot 

A term used to describe a person who is so physically attractive that the mere sight of them in any mundane, typical setting and/or attire can be considered pornography.
Wow, that bartender is so fine she's porn hot.
Porn Hot by ChimpM8 January 10, 2014

hot-sex-porn

Common porn ---- White, Blonde 20 somthing women with large breasts.

Say it all as one word.
I went to that store but they only had hot-sex-porn.
hot-sex-porn by Nick s. April 3, 2004

Hot Studly Porn Muffin 

This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.

Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.
Hot Studly Porn Muffin guys get to pound really hot chicks.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026