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IRS Casting Agency

When a good actor is forced to star in a bad movie due to needing a lot of money fast, ie. sudden big tax bill.

How the hell did the Oogieloves movie get so many great actors?

Looks like the IRS Casting Agency had a hand.

by Alex Stockwell September 9, 2012

Ugly, scrawny, stupid cunt who the media wants us to think is sexy, due to one of her ancestors getting into the business of renting rooms which, much like Paris herself, are often completely coated in semen.

The next guy who says he wants to fuck Paris Hilton, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with one of those pens that you click the tip in and out.

by Alex Stockwell August 2, 2008

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chubby chaser

A guy who doesn't subscribe to the notion that women are only attractive if they look like mummified corpses.

What are you, some kind of chubby chaser?

If I can call you a necrophiliac, than yes.

by Alex Stockwell November 11, 2007

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pulling a dubya

To pretend to be stupid to get people to drop their guard, as many liberals(ie. Patton Oswalt) suspect President Bush of doing.

Patton Oswalt on "pulling a dubya": Bush isn't stupid, he's evil. There's a difference. When he talks about bombing Iraq, he's really eloquent and poetic, but when he talks about actually caring about another human being, that's when he tends to say things like "It's hard to put food on your family".

by Alex Stockwell June 6, 2007

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