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Really obnoxious word for pizza, that no self-respecting person uses.
Next person to call it za is getting kicked in their nis.
by Alex Stockwell May 17, 2007

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A guy who doesn't subscribe to the notion that women are only attractive if they look like mummified corpses.
What are you, some kind of chubby chaser?

If I can call you a necrophiliac, than yes.
by Alex Stockwell November 10, 2007

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Used to describe an extreme state of unwell. Comes from the phenomena of feces actually melting when one is suffering a dangerously high fever. Not to be confused with diarrhea, which is watered down shit.
I was so sick, I had liquid shit coming out of me.
by Alex Stockwell August 12, 2006

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A big, steaming pile of bullshit.
Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.
by Alex Stockwell May 09, 2007

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An act that is apparently less blasphemous than homosexuality, according to millions of Southerners.
I would commit incest before I fucked a guy!
by Alex Stockwell November 10, 2007

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When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.
by Alex Stockwell November 05, 2006

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Ugly, scrawny, stupid cunt who the media wants us to think is sexy, due to one of her ancestors getting into the business of renting rooms which, much like Paris herself, are often completely coated in semen.
The next guy who says he wants to fuck Paris Hilton, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with one of those pens that you click the tip in and out.
by Alex Stockwell August 02, 2008

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