49 definitions by Alex Stockwell

Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.
What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?
by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2007
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Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.
by Alex Stockwell May 10, 2007
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An activity engaged in by fat, sweaty jocks with no sex drive, that somehow makes them less pathetic than sci-fi fans who go to conventions and bone geek-chicks.
My wife has been boning the mailman, but I don't care, more time for me to play my fantasy sports.
by Alex Stockwell September 10, 2007
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Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.
I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.
by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010
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A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.
I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!
by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009
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Any chick who you would never fuck, but wouldn't mind seeing in a porno movie.
She's all scrawny and leathery; there's no way I'd fuck her, but if I saw her in a porno I'd jerk off so hard. I guess you could say she's porn hot.
by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2009
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To pretend to be stupid to get people to drop their guard, as many liberals(ie. Patton Oswalt) suspect President Bush of doing.
Patton Oswalt on "pulling a dubya": Bush isn't stupid, he's evil. There's a difference. When he talks about bombing Iraq, he's really eloquent and poetic, but when he talks about actually caring about another human being, that's when he tends to say things like "It's hard to put food on your family".
by Alex Stockwell June 6, 2007
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