9 definitions by Nick s.
One of the best universities for people who should not be in school. They could save time by skipping this step and going directly to work at McDonald's.
1. -"Did you go to college?"
-"No, I went to Eastern."
2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."
-"No, I went to Eastern."
2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."
by Nick s. December 9, 2004
by Nick s. April 4, 2004
by Nick s. April 4, 2004
Oklahoma is shaped as a short penis with a huge ball sack to go with it.
A Fiddler is one who usually plays flute-like objects. To fiddle, one must place the hand around the flute.
That being said, an Oklahoma Fiddler is one who places the hand around the flute that is shaped like Oklahoma a.k.a handjob giver.
A Fiddler is one who usually plays flute-like objects. To fiddle, one must place the hand around the flute.
That being said, an Oklahoma Fiddler is one who places the hand around the flute that is shaped like Oklahoma a.k.a handjob giver.
Mark- Yo Steve, how far will Mary go?
Steve- Oh that bitch! I used to dip in that coffee if you know what I mean. She'll go pretty far, a definite Oklahoma Fiddler.
Mark- SWEET!
Steve- Oh that bitch! I used to dip in that coffee if you know what I mean. She'll go pretty far, a definite Oklahoma Fiddler.
Mark- SWEET!
by Nick s. March 7, 2005
When things appear to be going fine, then take a terrible turn for the worst. Based off of the style of writing/directing of filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan, a proponent of twist endings.
Dude, I was about to hook it up with this hot girlie, but then it turned out she was a dude. There were a lot of signs that suggested she was a dude, but I overlooked them; in hindsight it all makes sense. I just got Shyamalaned.
by Nick s. June 20, 2006