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Pootunity 

(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.
I missed my pootunity this morning.
Pootunity by HeathDT August 16, 2015
When a girls vagina smells more like her butt hole when your eating her out.
Girl- Oh yea that feels so good
Guy- Are you sure im eating the right hole
Girl- Yea, why?
Guy- Your pussy is poopuned.
Poopune by sexyboy69 January 6, 2010
A fine man. A very sexy and handsome man.
Girls, look he's so hot... He's a Pooyan!
pooyan by Jamie April 5, 2004
Girl. Thai girl. Translates from Thai language.
He went to Thailand to find a pooying.
pooying by steveca April 21, 2008
Poohunter is a somewhat mythical character from Blizzard's Starcraft 2 forums. Usually he is portrayed as a "terran" who make nonsensical comments about nothing.

He is known for ignoring obvious game issues and complaining about things that are not real.

He is often used as an insult to people who are spewing nonsense about what they are talking about.
Obvious poohunter is obvious
Poohunter by Das Putz August 18, 2010
The act of cranking one off while taking a shit.
The shit I just took was taking way too long, so I started a pooyank to pass the time.
pooyank by soused April 24, 2007