(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.

I missed my pootunity this morning.

Pootunity by HeathDT August 16, 2015

Related Words

Pooyun • poofunny • polyunsaturated • Polyunsaturated (ˌpɒlɪʌnˈsatʃʊreɪtɪd) • Poobunt • poocuntie • poodunk • Poofunk • Poohunter • Pookun

Poopune

When a girls vagina smells more like her butt hole when your eating her out.

Girl- Oh yea that feels so good
Guy- Are you sure im eating the right hole
Girl- Yea, why?
Guy- Your pussy is poopuned.

Poopune by sexyboy69 January 6, 2010

pooyan

A fine man. A very sexy and handsome man.

Girls, look he's so hot... He's a Pooyan!

pooyan by Jamie April 5, 2004

pooying

Girl. Thai girl. Translates from Thai language.

He went to Thailand to find a pooying.

pooying by steveca April 21, 2008

Poohunter

Poohunter is a somewhat mythical character from Blizzard's Starcraft 2 forums. Usually he is portrayed as a "terran" who make nonsensical comments about nothing.

He is known for ignoring obvious game issues and complaining about things that are not real.

He is often used as an insult to people who are spewing nonsense about what they are talking about.

Obvious poohunter is obvious

Poohunter by Das Putz August 18, 2010

pooyank

The act of cranking one off while taking a shit.

The shit I just took was taking way too long, so I started a pooyank to pass the time.

pooyank by soused April 24, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026