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an expression used when you are mad or upset.
"you should come to my football game!" noooo i cant! "poofuck!"
poofuck by karoline! September 30, 2010

PooFucking 

The act of masurbating in a object, such as a can or container filled with warm, semisoft poo.
You are a poofucker
Small, hairy creatures resembling the trolls of world-wide mythology. The poodunk generally stands approximately 1-1.5 feet tall and is covered with coarse, grungy fur on every part of it's body except the hands, feet, and face. Poodunks can be found lurking in dark corners of rooms and are believed to be the cause of many mischevious acts that are otherwise unexplainable.
"Looks like a poodunk got ahold of my painting, its torn to shreds."
The act or consequence of pooping standing up.
Somebody peed on the seat... So I had to poolunk it.

Hey, man... I gotta go take a dump in the woods... Poolunk style.
Poolunk by Narmos August 13, 2008

profunktious 

Qdoba sounds mint right now.
yes, It sounds quite profunktious.
profunktious by Johnny 5 September 19, 2007
when poo is funny
man that shit you took on my chest was poofunny
poofunny by Poofunny December 2, 2020