Urban Dictionary: Definitions by soused

pooyank

The act of cranking one off while taking a shit.

The shit I just took was taking way too long, so I started a pooyank to pass the time.

pooyank by soused April 24, 2007

poo-ee-ville slugger. The act of shitting into a sock and then slapping it across a womans face during sex.

The bitch was complaining that I was humging her too hard from behind, so I gave her the pooiville slugger.

Slang word to define the male "penis".

Met this filthy whore last night and fucked her with my jizz pistol. It was locked, cocked and ready to rock.

jizz pistol by Soused February 28, 2007

The act of having to return to the washroom to wipe your ass again as you did not remove all the crap the first time.

that shit I just took was so sticky, it required a re-wipe.

re-wipe by Soused February 28, 2007