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Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.
I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.
Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009
Related Words

Pootunity 

(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.
I missed my pootunity this morning.
Pootunity by HeathDT August 16, 2015

Pookin the Bean 

1. Pookin the Bean is when an eclectic fetish girl slams animal dildos against her clitoris harder than Rocky punching Apollo Creed due to her having destroyer her clitoris through strenuous and vigorous years of masturbation.

2. Masturbating by vigorously slamming odd shaped dildos into one's vagina while vibing your clitoris.
Man, all we wanted to do was play Arma, but the server owner was pookin the bean all night and fucking didn't update the game!"
The goal of Pop'n Music is to pop little things called Popkuns to earn points.
Then a long stream of popkuns raped me.

pooknocker 

noun. Like a fartknocker; Old English, no longer used in contemporary language.
"Thy pooknocker, hath thou not seen?"
pooknocker by Morgan Billy Bob Joe October 21, 2003

Pookinesis 

When your friends are pooking out, and you are so mentally involved you can tell what they are pooking out about without saying anything.
Hey man, Brando’s looking a bit rough. Yea man, my pookinesis is telling me he’s scared we might get caught”
Pookinesis by The Vengaboys June 23, 2019