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poopness
poopness by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008
Poopnel
The shrapnel left over from a war with the morning toilet; no matter how hard you try you cannot get the remains and forces you to take a shower.
Dammit, it looks like theres a little leftover poopnel after i used the toilet. If the toilet paper doesen't work for me, i;m gonna have to take a shower.
Poopnel by hockeydude1181 November 27, 2009
Poopsneak
a) a person who is of douchie nature.
b) a douchebag
c) an ignorant person who'd like to punch in the face to wake them the hell up!
b) a douchebag
c) an ignorant person who'd like to punch in the face to wake them the hell up!
Poopsneak by Charlie_TB December 28, 2010
Poopume
The smell that is inside the bathroom when someone else has taken a poop and tried to mask the smell by spraying a perfume.
I cannot take a shower in your poopume.
Poopume by InternetOfEverything August 22, 2016
poopuke
Originating from "The Chico Bender" in fall of 2001.
A poopuke is generally found the morning after a hard night of drinking Steel Reserves and late night gorging on multiple servings of "Cup O' Noodles" doused with "Muy Bueno" cheese and "Tapatio". It consists of what can only be described as puking out of ones anus. Typically it is not a pleasurable experience though the recognition by ones peers of completing this act could be worth the agony.
A poopuke is generally found the morning after a hard night of drinking Steel Reserves and late night gorging on multiple servings of "Cup O' Noodles" doused with "Muy Bueno" cheese and "Tapatio". It consists of what can only be described as puking out of ones anus. Typically it is not a pleasurable experience though the recognition by ones peers of completing this act could be worth the agony.
I didn't make it to the john this morning during my poopuke attack. Mikey's bedroom may need to be hosed down.
poopuke by Damn Near Rectum April 9, 2004
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French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
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