Pootunity

(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.

I missed my pootunity this morning.

Pootunity by HeathDT August 16, 2015

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Pooginity

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.

While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.

Pooginity by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

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Related Words

Pootunity • faux-portunity • Pertunity • Pitunity • Pooginity • Pooprtunity • Poportunity • ska-pportunity

faux-portunity

It's presented kinda like an opportunity, but there's always a catch, which is usually a demand for something you're not really comfortable doing, which would usually require great effort and commitment on your part, and would really only serve to make the other person look good (and probably momentarily at that). Oh, and you can't get the opportunity part unless you agree to the catch, so it's basically a hustle. Usually a faux-portunity is followed by a hyped-up promise that can never be delivered. In other words, it's a complete waste of your time.

I thought he was offering me the real deal, but it was just a faux-portunity.

faux-portunity by rockstarawesome June 10, 2009

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Pertunity

a very good that's what she said joke

- dude, how was the test?
--oh mann, it was soo hard.

- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity

or

--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.

Pertunity by thatswhatshesaid.duh. November 2, 2009