pooyank

The act of cranking one off while taking a shit.

The shit I just took was taking way too long, so I started a pooyank to pass the time.

by soused April 24, 2007

pooyan

A fine man. A very sexy and handsome man.

Girls, look he's so hot... He's a Pooyan!

by Jamie April 5, 2004

Poodank

Some shit left over dangling from the asshole.

"Wanna touch my poodank?"

by twoCOOKIES January 16, 2008

poowank

When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.

Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.

Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."

by Lee Ji Hoon December 31, 2007

pootanks

Another name for a ladys arse,bottom,trumper.

1, Cor blimey look at the Giant pootanks on her .

2, She looks fit ,yeh but look at her pootanks there massive.

by E stop yed May 10, 2008

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

poowank

paul shears does this. its when you shit and wnk simultaneously. hmmmm

"hello" says paul shears, "i just poowanked at fletcher's house"

by paul shears January 20, 2005